Shut the hell up, for a change

You’re sitting in your mom’s house, eating too much of her leftover food, playing with the progeny among her things, looking at photos you don’t remember ever having seen before, laughing and crying simultaneously at the proposterous nature of you and your family. We’re all struggling in some way or other. If you deny that,… Continue reading Shut the hell up, for a change

Where’s Oma? Her progeny and namesake looking everywhere for the old lady — how we wish we could get her on the phone just one last time

My small daughter favours her Oma, which often confuses me in the weirdest moments. She’ll make a face that looks like her mama’s mama, but her whole demeanor and physical appearance is such a mix between my wife, Miriam, and my mother, Martha Frances. As they say, she went to meet her maker a few… Continue reading Where’s Oma? Her progeny and namesake looking everywhere for the old lady — how we wish we could get her on the phone just one last time

Do as I say, not as I do

You ever had one of those days? How about on that day, the Mahag dealer shows up late to an appointment & it all goes pear-shaped, as a result. Humpty Dumpty fell and Miriam was left to pick up the pieces. Try remembering, when people are jerks at Christmas, that everyone is the hero in his story. Just because you’re having an awesome day, doesn’t mean everyone else is, as well. And vice versa.

GTT – gone to Texas

“It is good that a man’s enemies want him dead, for it proves he has lived a life of worth.” Forrest Carter, The Outlaw Josey Wales “You may all go to hell and I will go to Texas.”  Davy Crockett As you might’ve surmised after reading the headline or the above quotes, we’re headed to Texas.… Continue reading GTT – gone to Texas

Daddyblogging was a bad idea because…

(photo credit: Meredith Marek) Only three quarters of the way through my daughter’s first year and already I recognise the error of my ways. At least the original idea that I’d do a moomyblog but from a dude’s perspective is just dead in the water. The first few months were simply too exhausting. Before she… Continue reading Daddyblogging was a bad idea because…

Come let me make your February a bit bluer

Despite being inundated with ridiculous romcoms and even sillier pop songs, a rather boisterous part of me has resisted romantic love for a good part of my adult life. I remember at some point reading  that Frank Zappa quipped that he thought the expectations people had of romance actually killed any hope of that love… Continue reading Come let me make your February a bit bluer