She just cut her hair again! Not five minutes ago.
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The Continuing Adventures of Our Favorite Fancy World-Traveling Bon Vivant (yes, he still has those jaunty hats)
The hilarious second instalment of ‘ the story of Ken, the fancy world-traveling bon vivant’ by the people who bring you Lucy’s Football. Where do they (she) come up with this stuff? A bit of full disclosure: my real-life nemesis actually happens to be Jeff Goldblum. The very one. Part of the greatness of this… Continue reading The Continuing Adventures of Our Favorite Fancy World-Traveling Bon Vivant (yes, he still has those jaunty hats)
shy of working
Arbeitsunwillger Mann sägt sich Fuß ab (‘Man unwilling to work saws off his own foot‘) I mentioned this earlier in the week, and thought it might be inappropriate for this blog. Then I remembered this is a blog where we talk about dogs vomiting in chocolate spewing forth and someone stuffing postboxes with excrement in you’ve got stool.… Continue reading shy of working
the facts from your worldview
This one is going to be hard to tell without you actually going to some of the links I provide. I normally try to make my blog easy to follow without you having to go anywhere else. While telling you a story, and I try to tell you where I came up with the genesis… Continue reading the facts from your worldview
The Adventures of One Fancy World-Traveling Bon Vivant (with a jaunty hat)
I don’t know where Amy Durant at www.lucysfootball.com comes up with this stuff, but it’s hilarious. She takes snippets of reality, and weaves her spidery web of fantasy and madness. And this piece is all about my favourite character of all: me. Your sometimes less than humble lahikmajoe. And without further ado, here’s The Adventures… Continue reading The Adventures of One Fancy World-Traveling Bon Vivant (with a jaunty hat)
wilful understanding
My brother and his wife had a daughter, and she was easy. Slept through the night. Did what she was told. Thrived on order. If it was bedtime, she happily went off to bed. No problem. So when it came time to have another kid, they had delusions of another bundle of joy. It didn’t… Continue reading wilful understanding